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Wife Deb likes to leave music playing for the pets during the day.  She uses the Comcast music channels, and tries to mix it up.  This morning she selected Christian Rock, of all things.

Over lunch at Bisuteki:

Deb: So did you change the channel right away?

I gets up Sunday, m'kay?

Me: No, I left it.  I wasn’t really listening anyway.

Deb: So when you go home you’ll find the pets are uplifted and content!

Me: Or one of them will be crucified.

Deb: (Chokes on fried rice)

Me: Hey, if it’s Zeke, we won’t have to worry about giving him his medicine for the next three days.

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