“I don’t want everything. Where would I put it?”
That’s what I want from you, on this, the occasion of my forty-third birthday. I would like for you to go out and find my novel Immortal through whatever means you have at your disposal, and read it, and enjoy it, and then tell people about it.
Yes, really! Look, it’s a great book. It’s been out for nearly eight months now and has collected exactly zero negative reviews. Look here, at the blog tour page, and read for yourself. See? And it’s not like these are all coming from friends and family, because my family isn’t that large and I don’t have that many friends.
Dude, really, this is annoying
The book costs $14.95 in print (at Amazon) or $9.99 as an e-book (everywhere e-books are sold) and it’s absolutely worth it.
Ask anyone who’s already read it! In fact, if you are one of those people who has already read it, go ahead and say so in the comments.
As of this moment I have 1,187 followers on Twitter and 672 friends on Facebook. If half of those numbers bought Immortal today it would jump to the top 100 in best sellers on every online retailer, and by this time next month I might be negotiating a wider distribution deal, which is what I really want for my birthday.
You don’t really think this will work, do you?
Shut up, imaginary inquisitor! It’s my birthday!
Also? I want a pony.